twelve seats · one crown · draft night 6 September
The field
The 2026 season is the story. Everything before it is the record these twelve carry into the room.
Dylan
Missed the bracket at 6–8. That is the wound.
2025: 6–8 · 111.0 ppg
career 34–37 · 5 seasons · 2 playoff trips · ✦ crowned
best pick ever: Drake Maye 2025, +114 over replacement
Brayden
Missed the bracket at 8–6. That is the wound.
2025: 8–6 · 119.3 ppg
career 8–6 · 1 season · 0 playoff trips · no crown
best pick ever: Jake Ferguson 2025, +77 over replacement
Kolton
Walks in as the reigning champion.
2025: 8–6 · 126.0 ppg
career 43–28 · 5 seasons · 5 playoff trips · ✦✦ crowned
best pick ever: Wan'Dale Robinson 2025, +152 over replacement
Jarrett
Missed the bracket at 5–9. That is the wound.
2025: 5–9 · 110.9 ppg
career 18–24 · 3 seasons · 1 playoff trip · no crown
best pick ever: Trevor Lawrence 2025, +155 over replacement
Peyton
Missed the bracket at 4–10. That is the wound.
2025: 4–10 · 118.9 ppg
career 4–10 · 1 season · 0 playoff trips · no crown
best pick ever: Jonnu Smith 2025, +61 over replacement
Justin
Made the bracket last season — in at the 5th seed.
2025: 8–6 · 123.6 ppg
career 42–29 · 5 seasons · 5 playoff trips · no crown
best pick ever: Hollywood Brown 2021, +113 over replacement
Drue
Made the bracket last season — in at the 3rd seed.
2025: 9–5 · 123.0 ppg
career 16–12 · 2 seasons · 1 playoff trip · no crown
best pick ever: Jared Goff 2025, +98 over replacement
Colby
Made the bracket last season — in at the 6th seed.
2025: 8–6 · 121.4 ppg
career 42–29 · 5 seasons · 4 playoff trips · no crown
best pick ever: Kyren Williams 2023, +91 over replacement
Parsa/Quin
Missed the bracket at 7–7. That is the wound.
2025: 7–7 · 120.6 ppg
career 19–23 · 3 seasons · 0 playoff trips · no crown
best pick ever: Justin Herbert 2024, +108 over replacement
Jordan
Building an individual record, one completed week at a time.
no history — it starts in September
Cade
Missed the bracket at 3–11. That is the wound.
2025: 3–11 · 114.5 ppg
career 10–18 · 2 seasons · 1 playoff trip · no crown
best pick ever: Rico Dowdle 2025, +76 over replacement
Cam
Made the bracket last season — in at the 1st seed.
2025: 9–5 · 138.4 ppg · scored the most in the league
career 35–36 · 5 seasons · 2 playoff trips · ✦ crowned
best pick ever: Geno Smith 2023, +117 over replacement
The three divisions
| Division | Managers | Win% | PPG | All-play% | Record | Titles |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Division 1 | Peyton, Cam, Dylan, Colby | 46.25 | 122.17 | 51.75 | 115–112 | 2 |
| Division 2 | Cade, Drue, Brayden, Jordanaveraged over 3 of 4 | 49.97 | 121.31 | 48.7 | 34–36 | 0 |
| Division 3 | Kolton, Justin, Parsa/Quin, Jarrett | 51.98 | 123.91 | 51 | 122–104 | 2 |
Not a like-for-like comparison: Division 2 averages 3 of 4 (no record yet for Jordan).
The bounty boardNo division is ranked here. By win percentage the order is one thing; by all-play it is another. Which column decides is an argument, not a measurement.
Where these came from
- membership — his ruling, 2026-08-26
- chosen, not measured. `division` appears nowhere in records.json.
- winPct — records.json winPct
- mean over the managers in the division WHO HAVE A RECORD. The count is published beside it.
- ppg — records.json ppg
- mean over the same managers.
- allPlayPct — records.json allPlayPct
- mean over the same managers. Record against every team every week, not just the scheduled one.
- eliteRate — records.json eliteRate
- mean over the same managers.
- nukeRate — records.json nukeRate
- mean over the same managers.
- wins / losses — records.json wins, losses
- summed, not averaged.
- titles — records.json titles
- summed.
Never done
Five seasons on record and nobody has managed these.
- Three-Time Champion
Won three championship games.
- Back-to-Back
Won the championship in two consecutive seasons.
- Eleven Straight
Won eleven consecutive regular-season games.